[愚人节]MOJANG STUDIOS发布了划时代的更新
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MOJANG STUDIOS发布了划时代的更新
Saving Minecraft – one block at a time!
拯救Minecraft – 一次只拿一块！
Simplicitas .
简洁。
That, dear reader, is Latin – the language of excessively edgy proverbs and true commitments, like a cringy tattoo inked during mid-teen emo years. Use it lightly and you’ll end up with terms like “Nincompoop” instead of “Cool dude” on your back. And to answer your question: yes, I am working on removing that tattoo, but it takes a while when all you have is soap and water!
我亲爱的读者，这就是拉丁语 – 过度追求前卫和准确性，就跟青春期小孩总喜欢磨磨唧唧一样。随随便便就用的话，你会发现生活中到处都充满了“Nincompoop（傻子）”，再也见不到“Cool dude（酷家伙）”了。回到我们的话题上来说：是的，我们正在尝试去掉那些磨磨唧唧多余的东西，但是可能会花一点时间，在此期间你可以去洗个澡休息休息！
The meaning of the above word is simple: “simplicity”. Since time immemorial, Mojang Studios have strived for simplistic perfection in our games, making simple updates with simple ideas to preserve the essence of Minecraft.
上面的词语的意思很简单：就是“简单，朴素”。很久以前开始，Mojang Studios 就一直致力于在游戏中呈现简洁之美，用简单的主意制作简单的更新，这才是 Minecraft 该有的样子。
However, recent player feedback has revealed that we have strayed from the path and lost sight of our values. We’re becoming, urgh, complex, and that needs to change! Effective immediately, we’re canceling all currently planned updates in favor of a much more basic one: the One Block at a Time Update .
不过，最近的玩家反馈显示出我们已经背离了这条宗旨。我们正在变得，额，越来越复杂，所以必须要做出改变！我们已经取消了目前所有的更新计划，用一个更加基础方案的来替代：一次只拿一块更新，这个方案显然立竿见影。
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Putting our blockiest minds on this monumental task, we have worked day and night to bring you the most profoundly simple update we have ever delivered – one with minimalistic features that take all the confusing complexity out of Minecraft. And who could explain the intricate details of this new and bold venture than our very own Chief Creative Officer, Jens “Jeb” Bergensten?
我们用我们的方块脑袋来完成这项艰巨的任务，我们日夜不休的敲代码，只为了给你带来有史以来最最最简单的更新 – 去掉了多余的复杂特性，还你一个最简单的 Minecraft 世界。还有谁能比我们的 首席创意设计官，Jens “Jeb” Bergensten 更适合向你介绍这次大胆改革的更多细节呢？
https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/archive1/86426a2a5d937dec8b16d0406f0dc884-Jens.png"Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Jens Bergensten. I can’t take your call right now, but leave a message after the beep – unless it's Per, Tom, Owen, Kevin, Jasper, or Bartosz. Then don't."
"嗨，欢迎来到 Jens Bergensten 的语音信箱。我现在不能接你的电话，但是你可以在哔哔声之后留言 – 除非你是 Per，Tom，Owen，Kevin，Jasper，或者 Bartosz。那就不用了。"
—— Jeb
Well said, Jeb!
说得好，Jeb！
Jens is not the only one we chased across the office hallways day and night for an exclusive quote. We were also successful in cornering Nir Vaknin, Minecraft developer and head of Aprilis Asinus, the team leading the One Block at a Time initiative, codenamed Project A Simple Ton of Blocks.
Jens 不是唯一一个被我们满办公室追着跑催交稿的。我们还成功要挟了 Nir Vaknin，他是 Minecraft 开发人员，同时也是 Aprilis Asinus 的负责人，该团队领导着一次只拿一块计划，代号为 Project A Simple Ton of Blocks（“简简单单的一堆方块”项目）。
“Players love to complain give us valuable feedback", said Nir while trying to slip past our reporter. And an exhausting incredible example of that is the many comments we got about inventory management and how it can be a pain to use. The answer was Simple™ – get rid of it!”
“玩家们非常爱抱怨提供有用的反馈，”Nir 在试图逃离记者时如是说："有个很累人不错的例子是，我们收到了不少关于物品管理的意见，比如‘物品管理起来真是太痛苦了’什么的。解决这个问题的方法非常的简单™ – 去它的吧！”
Brilliant!!! Instead of adding new features to the game, Nir and team believe that Minecraft’s future will be about implementing smart reverse-engineering techniques, focusing more on removing features instead of coming up with new ones.
太对了！！！Nir 和他的团队认为，Minecraft 的未来在于采用智能回退技术，专注于移除特性，而不是不停地添加新的。
“Minecraft has become too fast, too furious. Kids these days never take the time to smell the creepers anymore or appreciate things ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!”
“Minecraft 发展过快，过急了。现在的小孩再也不会停下脚步，仔细闻一闻苦力怕的气味，或者*一次只拿一块*！”
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啥？？？ 啥？？？
FEATURES
特性
GAMEPLAY
玩法
[*]Fixed all inventory issues by removing the inventory
[*]只要没有物品栏，物品栏就没有bug
[*]Made the whole world into a player inventory space
[*]整个世界都是玩家背包
[*]Up to 14 quintillion inventory slots
[*]至多1京4000兆个物品栏位
[*]Also removed experience and enchanting, while we’re at it
[*]都这样了，何不一同去除附魔和经验值系统呢？
[*]Fixed MC-4 by having no items on the ground
[*]既然移除了没有掉落物，也就修复了MC-4
[*]Dropper drops. Droppier drops?
[*]更掉的落？更落的落？
[*]Improved chest excitement factor >:)
[*]箱子激情度拉满 >:)
[*]Added the ability to throw stuff. YEET!
[*]新增丢东西的能力，我丢！
[*]Glass is 50% more realistic when thrown
[*]投掷出的玻璃同比新增50%真实质感
[*]Added wrestling moves as an alternative to leashes
[*]都能抱摔了还要什么缰绳啊！
[*]Reworked combat because it’s haaaard to create a more immersive gameplay experience
[*]移除了战斗因为实在是太太太太难了，感受超沉浸式游戏体验
[*]Sneaky block? What sneaky block?
[*]偷偷摸摸的方块？什么偷偷摸摸？
GET THE SNAPSHOT
获取快照
Snapshots are available for Minecraft: Java Edition. To install the snapshot, open up the Minecraft Launcher and enable snapshots in the "Installations" tab.
快照为《Minecraft：Java版》量身定做。想安装快照的话，打开 Minecraft Launcher 并且在"安装"一栏中启用快照选项。
Snapshots can corrupt your world, so please backup and/or run them in a different folder from your main worlds.
快照可能会损坏你的世界，所以请做好备份/或者在与主要存档不同的文件夹中运行快照。
Cross-platform server jar:
跨平台服务器jar：
[*]Minecraft server jar
[*]Minecraft server jar
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FAQ
常见问题
Didn’t we at some point say “no more snapshots”?
Technically, this isn’t really a snapshot, but a regressshot. We’re not adding anything – we’re removing things!
是不是说过“没有快照了”来着？准确来说，这不是快照，应该称为“慢照”。我们什么也没有加 – 我们只是移除了特性而已！
That's not true? You’re adding plenty of things according to the Features list!
Whoever wrote that list sounds like a nincompoop.
不对啊？看看特性列表，你们明明加了一堆东西！
写那个列表的人听起来像个Nincompoop（傻子）一样。
Why do you think this is the right step for Minecraft?
Why do you think you’re good at asking questions?
为什么你们会觉得 Minecraft 就该这样？
为什么你会觉得这个问题很好？
But we want our players to have fun, right?
Er, weeeell... maaaaaybe?
但是我们希望玩家玩的开心，对吧？
额，好…好像是的？
Listen... who is this snapshot really for?
LALALALA can’t hear you!
听着…这个快照到底是谁的主意？
啦啦啦啦啦啦，就不告诉你！
Enjoy the update, everyone! <3
玩的开心，各位！<3
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【希铁石z 译自官网 2022 年 04 月 01 日发布的 Mojang Studios release new astonishing update；原作者 Per Landin】
【本文排版借助了：SPXX】
【原贴地址：https://www.mcbbs.net/thread-1321419-1-1.html】原帖作者：希铁石z mojang又玩梗了 又玩梗了 这次这个愚人节更新真的让人大开眼界了，不是什么换皮或是数据包都能做到的，而是真真正正的颠覆了玩法，把里面恶趣味的一些设定去掉可以封神了（当然，红石玩家震怒 他为什么就没有手机版 什么Mojang Studios?明明是猫酱屎打叼[哔哩_doge] 只 要 没 有 物 品 栏 物 品 栏 就 没 有 特 性
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