emmm...村民B只会说丧心病狂，世风日下（注：村民B是一个村改梗，他只会说“丧心病狂，世风日下”），应该没人投他[贴吧_笑脸]
但是史莱姆该怎么办呢？[贴吧_狂汗]
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=9d987bd6c41349547e1ee86c664f92dd/d43432763912b31b73160e7e8918367adbb4e1af.jpg
当晚...
月黑风高
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=1754e957e624b899de3c79305e071d59/889722399b504fc2ea0e7352eadde71191ef6d4b.jpg
这就是史莱姆的家https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
给它送点礼物https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
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第二天...
史莱姆家门口https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=32900a649d45d688a302b2ac94c37dab/9ad4cefab2fb43169c4fb92d2fa4462308f7d355.jpg
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=0e6e6422d988d43ff0a991fa4d1fd2aa/f24229fa43166d22bd27d6c3492309f79152d255.jpg
我：这是怎么了，史莱姆家为什么围着这么多人https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f15.png?t=20140803
村民：不好了，史莱姆喝了一口水就倒地不起，现在已经没有心跳呼吸了https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f09.png?t=20140803
我：https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
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选举三天后......
村庄改革审核团统计票数中......
村民B：1票
苏晴晴：4票
史莱姆：8票
村庄改革审核员：由于史莱姆已经身故，不能担任村长，因此顺延，苏晴晴将在72小时后担任村长
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上任后，先修个小广场，开个就职大会https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=e303194c4da7d933bfa8e47b9d4ad194/7093fb58252dd42ac48422f30c3b5bb5c8eab810.jpg
一切从简，不铺张浪费[贴吧_胜利]
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=75e540269d58d109c4e3a9bae159ccd0/5fa01d19367adab4e25c381b84d4b31c8601e411.jpg
我：我宣布，村长就职大会，现在开始！
（省略100000字https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803）
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=68ba786e12950a7b75354ecc3ad0625c/228c7edce71190ef5274b187c11b9d16fcfa6011.jpg
作为新任村长，我名正言顺的继承了老村长的房产，改为了我的豪宅......呸，办公室https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=9eb2b7e388d6277fe912323018391f63/9eb8ba3eb80e7bec4d5420b9202eb9389a506b12.jpg
为了营造一个良好的办公环境，更好的为村民服务https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803我决定装修一下办公室https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=e4c3184c4da7d933bfa8e47b9d4ad194/7093fb58252dd42ac34423f30c3b5bb5c8eab850.jpg
里屋是我的卧室https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803睡在办公室的清廉村长https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=51706f590555b3199cf9827d73a88286/b781c842fbf2b2116da0a616c58065380dd78e13.jpg
外屋是办公室和厨房https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=2dcf146074f40ad115e4c7eb672d1151/3756edc7a7efce1bbaa2eb92a051f3deb58f6513.jpg
《一切从简，不铺张浪费》（划去
我又改造了一下书店，上架了几本畅销书[贴吧_滑稽][贴吧_茶杯]
https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=ae97cb3c594e9258a63486e6ac83d1d1/17e863188618367a7d005c8521738bd4b21ce51c.jpg
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