回家后
我：村民戊，快帮我刺杀村庄改革审核员，不然我的村长职位不保啊https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
村民戊：为什么是我https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f33.png?t=20140803
我：因为你叫村民戊https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
村民戊：https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f33.png?t=20140803
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深夜......
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村庄改革审核员甲：哈哈哈，随便走一圈就找到一堆不合格的理由
村庄改革审核员乙：大哥，现在村长一个个都富得流油，咱们要不要狠狠的敲诈他们一笔
村庄改革审核员甲：好，到时候咱们几个人平分
村民戊：大胆村庄改革审核团！竟敢贪污！
村庄改革审核员：是谁！
村民戊（内心）：完了，不小心喊出来了https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
村民戊：汪！汪！汪！，汪！汪！汪！
村庄改革审核员甲：原来是外面狗叫，咱们继续
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村民戊：不好了！村庄改革审核员说要敲诈你，你不交保护费，你的村庄就无法合格啊[贴吧_喷]
我：那怎么办？现在长宁村才建村，哪来那么多钱[贴吧_惊哭]
村民戊：村长，我把这些都录音了，到时候咱们发到网上，整点热度，村庄改革审核团总部都得给咱们道歉https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
我：好主意啊，为了报答你，送你价值999绿宝石的喝茶券https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803[贴吧_茶杯]
村民戊：https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
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打开电脑https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
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进入村庄改革审核团官方论坛https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
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而接下来，我用小号发表了多个帖子，并动用我村水军提升热度[贴吧_滑稽]
而事实上，争议话题是很容易上榜的。随后，村庄改革审核团贪污被送上了热议榜第一https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
为了防止他们逃跑，我把门封了起来https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f25.png?t=20140803
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第二天.,....
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村庄改革审核员：不好了，网上出现了很多我们的负面信息，现在总部让我们赶紧跑https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
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村庄改革审核员乙：*，完了，门被封了https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f30.png?t=20140803
村庄改革审核员甲：一定是那村长干的好事https://tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/editor/images/face/i_f06.png?t=20140803
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与此同时
村庄改革审核团总部
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