Dimensions you discovered in the Ultimate Content update! 玩家们在终极内容更新中发现的维度们!
If there’s one thing Spider-Man has taught us all, it’s that nothing ever goes wrong when you start exploring other universes. That was the lesson of Into the Spider-verse, right? I fell asleep a few times during the movie. That last sentence was a joke. Anyone who so much as blinks during Into the Spider-Verse never deserves to see another movie again.
蜘蛛侠曾经教给我们一个道理,那就是如果有机会探索其他的宇宙,一定要试试。这是我们从《蜘蛛侠:平行宇宙》中学到的,没错吧?看这个电影的时候我睡着了好多次,太烂了。开个玩笑,如果有什么人在看《蜘蛛侠:平行宇宙》的时候连眼睛都睁不开,那他真的不适合看电影。
Anyway, we recently showed you how to explore strange new dimensions with the Ultimate Content update, a very serious Java Snapshot we released on April 1st. Click here to learn more about the Ultimate Content update and how you can try it! Or just use this handy tutorial I kindly put together just for you:
好了好了,我们最近刚刚告诉你该怎么探索终极内容更新里面陌生的维度,通过我们在四月一号发布的一个非常严肃的Java版快照就可以做到。点击这里了解终极内容更新以及畅玩的方式!嫌麻烦的话,这里也有一份我为你精心准备的简短教程:
(1/4) In Minecraft: Java Edition, go to the Installations tab and then tick this box to enable snapshots. Then click the plus sign next to ‘New’.
(1/4) 在 Minecraft: Java Edition 里面,点击“配置”标签页的这个复选框来启用快照。然后点击“新配置”按钮。
(2/4) Click the version drop-down box and scroll down to ‘20W14Infinite’. You’re ready to play!
(2/4) 点击版本下拉菜单,找到“20W14Infinite”。你就可以快乐的玩耍了!
(3/4) In the snapshot, pick up a book and write whatever you like in it. Make sure you select ‘Done’ when you’re finished.
(3/4) 在快照中,拿一本书随便写点什么。确保你写完之后点击了“完成”按钮。
(4/4) Finally, throw the book into a Nether portal, then jump in after it to be taken to a unique new dimension. I got this one full of hostile mobs! Oh.
(4/4) 最后,把书扔进一个下界传送门里面,然后跳进去就能看到独特的新维度了。我这个里面全是敌对生物!天哪。
There’s over two billion potential possible dimensions that can be generated, simply by writing different things in the book. I tossed one of my articles into the portal, which took me to a dimension where there was nothing but my old writing teacher weeping. Huh.
We asked you to submit screenshots of the most spectacular dimensions you’d discovered. To say you delivered would be the biggest understatement since “Creepers aren’t very smiley”. Here we’ve compiled some of our favourites from you, the multiverse-traversing Minecraft community. Enjoy!
Abe Kempster gets us off to a bad start by accidentally sending us a screenshot that’s clearly from the game Limbo instead. Wait a second... *rubs eyes and says ‘bwuh?’ repeatedly* That’s Minecraft? Yes, and a dimension so relentlessly spooky, I’m shaking to the point that my fingers can barely type this article. The editor of Minecraft.net has just informed me that’s not a good enough excuse to stop writing the article. In that case, onwards to the next dimension!
Given the name, you might fairly assume The World of I’s is the most selfish dimension in the multiverse. However! This submission from Fouche has entirely selfless origins. They wrote in their book "my son, the strider, went off to college I'm so proud of him" . Awwww! While I wipe something out of my eye - sniff - enjoy the sunset in this, er, "lovely" looking dimension, where you can barely move without walking into another giant stone ‘I’. This image also serves as a cautionary reminder of why you should always visit your college campus before enrolling.
看到这个名字,你可能会觉得 I 的世界是多元宇宙里面最自私的维度。不过!Fouche 愿意跟我们分享这个维度绝对不是一件自私的事情。他在书中写道“my son, the strider, went off to college I'm so proud of him”(“我的儿子,那只炽足兽,考上了大学,他是我的骄傲”)。啊呜呜呜!我的眼睛里进东西了,等我擦擦 -(抽泣)- 好好享受这个,额,“可爱”维度的日落吧,如果不想跟那些巨大的“I”形石雕来个亲密接触,这个维度里面真的走不动路。这张图片警告我们,在入学之前,一定要看看你的大学校园是什么样子。
SPONGE
海绵
Brave traveller Joseph typed "sponge" into a book, tossed it in the portal, and was granted access to... a pineapple under the sea? Sadly, no. Instead, his reward was a dimension of lava and strange geometry. Hooray! Because who needs fun cartoon undersea adventures when you can have a scalding hot maths lesson instead?
勇敢的冒险家 Joseph 在一本书里写下了“sponge”(“海绵”),扔进了传送门里,然后他一定看到了…海底的大菠萝?好吧,没有,真让人失望。作为替代,他得到的战利品是一个充满岩浆和奇怪的几何体的世界。好耶!有机会上一节热乎乎的数学课的人还要什么好玩的海底冒险动漫?
WHERE IS MINECRAFT STEVE?
Minecraft 史蒂夫在哪里?
Probably the thing I miss most about working in the Mojang Studios offices is bellowing “where is Minecraft Steve?!!?!?” at the top of my delightful lungs, each and every morning. Oh how the staff must miss me! Coincidentally, they’ve been lobbying for me to be dumped in this dimension, discovered by Szymon Jackowski, forever. Fans of the colour purple and semi-transparency will be in Heaven! I don’t like either :(
Not to brag, but I’m not scared of the common cactus. Just everything else. If you’re not as brave as me when it comes to cacti, you should probably give this dimension that Jeremiah Dean discovered a miss. Frankly, I don’t know what people are so scared of – I proudly smooch my cactus each and every morning. With that mental image successfully stuffed into your mind, let’s move onto the next dimension :D
不是我说,我真的一点都不害怕普通的仙人掌。我害怕其他的一切。如果你碰到仙人掌的时候不能像我一样勇敢,你应该略过这个由 Jeremiah Dean 发现的维度。老实说,我真的不知道人们在害怕什么 – 我每天早上都要亲亲我可爱的小仙人掌。把这画面留在脑海中之后,我们该去看看下一个维度了 :D
WHY WHY
天知道为什么
Withers! TNT! Yes, Why Why from Cammie is a perfect paradise, assuming you’re a Wither or TNT-proof. In fact, I’m pretty sure Wither’s aren’t TNT proof, so how they’ve managed to survive in this dimension is a mystery well worth solving. Sadly, I’m but a humble writer, not a detective, so you’ll have to go there and solve it for me. Best of luck.
Short, sweet, and to the point. My writing could learn a lot from this dimension discovered by Kartoffel Spielen, who simply wrote "Yes" in the book. Three letters is all it took to teleport them to a dimension seemingly overrun with Ender Dragons. Hate to not go by the book here, but if someone invites you to the Yes dimension, I strongly recommend you answer in the negative.
短小,精悍,直击要点。我可以从这个由 Kartoffel Spielen 发现的维度中学到许多写作技巧,它只往书中写了一个“Yes”(“对”)。把他传送到一个看起来末影龙成灾的维度只用了这三个字母。我不想说的太过分,但是如果有人邀请你到这个“对”的维度,我强烈建议你拒绝。
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER
我们还在这里干什么,遭罪吗
Thanks for keeping it light, Kruz_Shady! When we read the name of your dimension, Why Are We Still Here, Just To Suffer we were going to suggest maybe laying off the Radiohead, until we saw the results are arguably the most spectacular dimension yet. A dimension which proves that things which may seem a little dark and grim are still capable of making nice stuff! Just like me nobody I can think of I am very nice let’s move on.
*译者注:“Why are we still here, just to suffer?”出自《合金装备5:幻痛》;Radiohead(电台司令),摇滚乐队;这里想要表达的意思是Tom误认为投稿者有自杀倾向。
THE BOOK OF YEET
YEET 之书
Ever the skeptic, Authorcraft tells us in their email that they thought this update "was a joke!" A joke? On April 1st? I’ve never heard something so absurd, and I’m the person who got Jens Bergensten to rap . Authorcraft wrote "Yeet" in their book and this sea-sick green dimension was the slightly queasy result. Interestingly, I googled "yeet" to find out what it means and apparently it’s "proof that you’re old and out of touch for googling this, Tom" . Fascinating!
To the eye doctor. Seriously. Owch. Thank you Bram Aspharon, for your retina-ruining submission!
快叫眼科医生。我认真的。啊啊。谢谢你提交的这个及其废视网膜的玩意,Bram Aspharon!
And there you have it. 10 out of 2,147,483,647 worlds – all in a day's work. Discovered an amazing dimension yourself yet? If not, just pick up a book and write "I loved Tom’s article" in it. Bless you!