Sometimes, mining recklessly is the only way to feel something. In most cases, that thing turns out to be a surprise stream of lava or a sudden impact with a cold cave floor! But you don’t let those odds get in the way of your misguided adventure. You dig, dig, and dig some more and it’s going surprisingly well... until you break the wrong block. As you free fall, you begin the much too familiar cycle of the Straight Down Digger’s Regret (trademark pending), until – OOF! You hit a solid floor and lose several hearts.
有时,真男人挖矿法是唯一一种能让人感受刺激的方式。不过在大多数情况下,这种刺激可能是突然出现的熔岩流或是猛地摔在冰冷的洞穴地面上!不过这些可能性没有阻止你继续这盲目的冒险。你挖啊,挖啊,一直挖,似乎一切都挺顺利的…直到你错误地挖开了那个方块。你自由落体掉了下去(真男人的标准结局.jpg),最后——哦!你摔在了坚硬的地面上,掉了几颗心。
You place a few torches and look around. The place you’re in is dark, unfamiliar, and dead silent. You thought zombie groans were unnerving, but now you almost... miss them?
你插了几根火把环视四周。这里是个陌生的地方,很暗,而且安静的诡异。平常你可能会觉得僵尸的吼叫很烦人,但是你现在有点...想念它们?
In the eerie darkness, you spot a strange looking block. It’s dark teal, gives off an odd glow, and has... teeth? Tendrils? Some kind of appendages, in any case.
在可怕的黑暗中,你发现了一个奇怪的方块。它是深青色的,散发着诡异的光茫,上面还有…牙齿?触手?不管怎么说,应该是某种附着物。